Driving over for our second date I was excited and nervous.
I found the street easily and as I pulled into the apartment parking lot, I noticed a really pretty women in maroon jeans carrying grocery bags toward the apartment building. I parked, got my purse out, took a deep breath and got out of my car. I found the right door and knocked. I heard Steve yelling "hold on, I'm coming,one sec ahh" and then finally opened the door.
He invited me In no introduced he to Sarah who was in the kitchen in her maroon pants putting away groceries. A bit strange that my first look at his wife was to check her out in a parking lot before actually meeting her but I kind of internally chuckled and said hi. Sarah was polite but focused on getting groceries put away and running off to pole class, my first impression of her was just that she was a bit stand off ish and absurdly pretty. Her in jeans and a tshirt rushing off made me trying my hardest look like crap. She's got red hair pale skin,thin but in that athletic way not in the "She needs to eat" way, she's basically the embodiment of what every guy says they like as physical attributes for a woman. I couldn't help being a bit intimidated, why was her husband seeing me again?
I sat on the couch feeling slightly intrusive as Steve finished getting ready and then he kissed her goodbye and we left. him kissing her goodbye was very strange for me, that was the first time it felt weird, like I'm going on a date with a guy who's married to this woman! That one standing there, not some hypothetical wife figure.
I drove, Steve directed me (horribly because he assumes everyone knows Orlando as well as he does) to this Greek restaurant, we ordered and talked, and talk and talked, we laughed at the weird waitress (a recurring theme we seem to have bad luck with waitresses), and talked about... You know what I don't even remember, but I can say with certainty it was interesting and we were absorbed in the conversation. Steve wanted me to try the appetizer he got and some of his food, he's probably the least selfish person when it comes to food, he just wants everyone to share the things he loves. Which works out well because I love trying other people's food. I remember feeling so comfortable with him, he was so interesting that the waitress eyeing his ring finger or the people glancing over when we got too rambunctious or said something strange didn't matter. After we finished our meal Steve suggested and immediately shot down some options for things to do "we could go to a movie, but we couldn't talk and nothing good out" before deciding on mini golf, I was all for it because it's one of those things that you can still enjoy when your bad at (as opposed to everything else I'm bad at). We went and golfed and goofed around, we talked and flirted and had fun. A few holes in while hugely in the lead Steve suggested we make it interesting, the loser gives the winner a lap dance. I agreed and then proceeded to beat him!
We went back to the house and put on some Star Trek because I had never really watched it and Steve wanted to remedy that, Sarah came home said hi and then hid out in the computer room to give us some privacy. It felt thoroughly strange to be on a date with someone who's wife was in the house. I felt like she was going to walk in while we were kissing and tackle me or just be disapproving. It's funny how knowing something intellectually doesn't change you're feelings about it. Steve knew I was feeling weird and assured me it was fine and we joked around and watched the most ridiculous episode of Star Trek. Pretty soon I realized I never cashed in on my lap dance. Now as I mentioned Sarah does pole dancing, so there was a little room with a pole and mirrors, Steve got a chair and put on a random pandora station on his phone. He gives a decent lap dance. The song was some weird rap song with the chorus "whoooooes that girl" which made us giggle every time. It was hilarious and I got to grope him a little which was certainly a plus, he later said the song choice made that a hilariously degrading experience.
After the amazing lap dance we watched more tv and made out, he suggested we move it into the bedroom and even though I was feeling kind of strange about the situation I also really wanted to sleep with him so I agreed. We went into the room, I wish I could remember more details but there's only snatches. I know I felt like it would almost be rude to be too loud and I was trying to tamp down my tendency to be obnoxiously loud and moany but then he went down on me and that went out the window. Holy shit he's good at that, the sort of good where you don't care where you are or who's around. After that most of my uncomfortableness went away. We had sex, and thank god it was good. He felt amazing, I didn't have to squirm around to change positions, he wasn't super intense or just trying to finish.He seemed like he was just enjoying it. Sex with Steve is fun, it's like this awesome activity you guys are doing together. I love it, I hate people who take sex super seriously because if it's not fun why are we doing it? Afterwards he jumped in the shower, and I actually jumped in after him and we sat on the bed and talked and made out and sort of cuddled, but more laid down for half a minute and then got excited about what we were discussing so jumped up to talk about it.
It was getting late and Steve suggested the before I leave we sit in the living room and spend a bit of time with Sarah so we get to know each other and to hopefully make it less weird for both of us next time I was over.
So we went to the living room and had to coax Sarah out, she didn't want to interrupt us so we had to reassure her that really we wanted her to hang out, seriously it's fine, come sit down! It actually made me warm to her, she was sort of new at this too, trying to do her best in a scenario that you don't really have any practice for.
Me and Steve were on the couch so Sarah say across from us on a chair, we talked about different things, we bonded discussing okcupid and online dating in general and how horrible it could be. She said I look better than my pictures and gave me sincere, strangely specific compliments.
So it was with somewhat mixed feelings I realized that Sarah is fucking awesome. Which is almost unfair. You should not be allowed to be gorgeous,smart,kind and funny. It's too much, be a worse person, give other people a chance! So we talked and Steve suggested Sarah come sit on the other side of him, she did and we teased him for be so pleased with himself for having a woman on either side of him. It was flirty and silly and he kissed me, and kissed her and it somehow escalated into him kissing her while I kissed his neck and him kissing he while running his hand un her leg. After a little bit of this obvious if undiscussed foreplay, Steve asked if we wanted to move to the bedroom. Not that we had to do anything but it would be more comfortable. Still teasing him about how happy he must be and how great his master plan worked we moved into the bedroom. I was nervous and excited, it felt both like an absurd turn of events and also completely inevitable. Well of course the night I met this married man I'm seeings wife we would fuck him, it practically a cliche. I would've felt like it had really been their plan all along if It wasn't obvious how spontaneous it was. Steve was so pleased, like "I can't believe this is really happening but maybe if I don't say anything the spell won't break". We went to the bedroom, Steve was mostly unclothed at that point thanks to us, as he finished undressing I slipped out of my dress and underwear and Sarah took off her clothes, she has a fantastic body, i was too caught up in everything to compare or feel self conscious, I didn't know if I was allowed to touch her, and to ask would be to ruin it so I focused on Steve and she did the same. I don't remember every detail, but snapshots of it, me looking down at Sarah giving him head while he an I were making out, he was started kissing my neck and I watched her thinking I should pay attention to what she's doing so I'll know what he likes and I remember her sitting on his face moaning while I fucked him, every upward stroke I would move close to her, it was completely surreal but absurdly hot.
After he finished she told him he should finish me off, she said I could use her hitatchi wand if I wanted and assured me it was clean before leaving the room so Steve used that on me. It definitely deserves it's reputation. Thoroughly exhausted when we were done, I realized it was very late and I had to leave. I drove home switching between amused and dumbfounded. At the very least meeting his wife went well.